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✨ “Take it easy driving – the life you save may be mine.”
― James Dean
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I write this blog on behalf of my husband, Dave Clarkson, who supplies me with all the technical specs, info and interesting stories! Feel free to contact him on his cellphone at +27 60 637 2560.


Jokes for him


o Why are hangovers better than woman? - Hangovers go away

o Why do men die before their wives? - Because they want to.

o How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? - None, they just sit in the dark and moan.

o Losing a wife can be hard, and in some cases darn near impossible!

o How many men does it take to open a beer can? - None, it should be opened when she brings it to the couch!

o Men with pierced ears are better prepared for marriage - they have experienced pain and have bought jewellery!

o A man noticed his Credit Card was stolen, but did not report it, the thief was spending less than his wife!

o What is the best way to remember a woman's birthday? - Forget it once!

o Why did God create Eve? - To iron Adam's fig leaf.
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