Jokes for him
o Why are hangovers better than woman? - Hangovers go away
o Why do men die before their wives? - Because they want to.
o How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? - None, they just sit in the dark and moan.
o Losing a wife can be hard, and in some cases darn near impossible!
o How many men does it take to open a beer can? - None, it should be opened when she brings it to the couch!
o Men with pierced ears are better prepared for marriage - they have experienced pain and have bought jewellery!
o A man noticed his Credit Card was stolen, but did not report it, the thief was spending less than his wife!
o What is the best way to remember a woman's birthday? - Forget it once!
o Why did God create Eve? - To iron Adam's fig leaf.