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✨ “Take it easy driving – the life you save may be mine.”
― James Dean
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WE KEEP 'EM ON THE ROAD!


Jokes for him


o Why are hangovers better than woman? - Hangovers go away

o Why do men die before their wives? - Because they want to.

o How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? - None, they just sit in the dark and moan.

o Losing a wife can be hard, and in some cases darn near impossible!

o How many men does it take to open a beer can? - None, it should be opened when she brings it to the couch!

o Men with pierced ears are better prepared for marriage - they have experienced pain and have bought jewellery!

o A man noticed his Credit Card was stolen, but did not report it, the thief was spending less than his wife!

o What is the best way to remember a woman's birthday? - Forget it once!

o Why did God create Eve? - To iron Adam's fig leaf.
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