Jokes for her
o How many men does it take to change a toilet roll? - No one knows, as it has never happened!
o What did God say after creating man? - I can do better …
o What is a man's idea of housework? - Lifting his leg, so you can vacuum under them!
o Why does a man have a clear conscience? - Because it's never used!
o What's the difference between a man & a yoghurt? - Yoghurt has culture!
o What's a man's idea of a romantic evening? - A candle lit football stadium.
o What has an IQ of 7? - Eight men!
o What's the difference between men and batteries? - Batteries have a positive side.
o What's the difference between a man & ET? - ET phoned home!
o How do men exercise at the beach? - Suck in their gut when a bikini walks by !
o When is the only time a woman can change a man? - When he's a baby.
o How do you make a man happy? -- Who cares!!!